Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick.
Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst.
- Jack Passers — 28%
- Jeepsters — 22%
- GAME — 15%
- Angels — 11%
- Fast Eddy’s Chili — 9%
- Samurai Warriors — 7%
- Carnivorous Silverbacks — 5%
- Speed, Inc. — 3%
Eight teams. Eight shots. Nobody’s guaranteed anything, and nobody’s out of it either. Jack Passers walks in with the best number, but 28% still means there’s a 72% chance somebody else hears their name called first. That’s the whole point.
Mark your calendar
We are doing this live. On camera. Real balls, real drum, real drawing, no shortcuts.
Saturday, July 18th. 3:00 PM ET. On Zoom.
The link goes up in the group chat, so keep an eye out and jump in a few minutes early. This is appointment viewing. You do not want to be the one asking “wait, who got pick one?” in the chat an hour after it happened.
We’re pulling pick 1 first, the big one, then pick 2, then pick 3. Every ball in that drum has a team’s name on it, and when your team’s out, you’re out, no fine print, no do-overs. Show up, watch it happen, and find out who’s picking first.
See you Saturday.
Stuart Scott
