News – Return of the Champions

June 8, 2022

The championship trophy in this league is a long sought after piece of hardware. It is hard to grab, and even harder to keep hold of. In…

October 9, 2026

Flaming Chankla Chuckers edged Ramrod Red Devils 147.04 to 143.37, the closest game in 22 meetings and Gene’s third straight win in a…

October 3, 2026

The Theory I have a theory about fantasy football draft strategy. I came up with it staring at the free agent pool at 1:00 AM, hunting for…

September 22, 2026

Trevor Lawrence starts at QB for Grindhouse Zombies. Goes for 4.45 points. That’s not a bad game, that’s a phone battery…

September 16, 2026

Okay, so, Josh Allen. I know we say this basically every single week now, but I need you to actually sit with what happened Sunday, because…

September 5, 2026

Some of you drafted like it was your first year in the league and nobody mentioned the keeper rules. Both of those teams are about to find…

July 18, 2026

We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the…

July 14, 2026

Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team…

July 14, 2026

Check your player values to make keeper decisions.…

July 13, 2026

Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to…

July 9, 2026

We have a new feature this year for the draft. That’s right, I cannot leave well enough alone. We will be having a lottery to…