The championship trophy in this league is a long sought after piece of hardware. It is hard to grab, and even harder to keep hold of. In case you have not heard, we unfortunately lost our long time coach John Buckley (STLRules) in the 2022 offseason. We are all heartbroken by this, having played with …
We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the draft. Pick 1: Fast Eddy’s Chili Fast Eddy’s Chili came in at 9% and walked out with the number one pick. That’s the whole reason we run it this way. Nobody’s guaranteed …
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Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight …
Check your player values to make keeper decisions. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104nX53HpnsoH0Jw1HqrvR4IAr6qUBQ5nESTho_bYzWw/edit?usp=sharing Know you don’t want someone? Drop them now!
Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to know for the coming weeks. Franchise Player Value Sheet I will release the franchise player value sheet this week. Use it to make your roster decisions. You will notice the first …
We have a new feature this year for the draft. That’s right, I cannot leave well enough alone. We will be having a lottery to determine the top three picks. Why? Just like the NBA, we need to get some teams a boost, as well as energize the nonplayoff market altogether. Here’s how the draft …
By Matthew Blueberry Every fantasy league has scheduling gripes. “Why do I get Drunken Badgers twice when they’re tanking?” Or, “Why can’t I ever face Angels when they’re limping?” The truth is, our schedule used to feel more random than fair. That ends now. Honoring History in Conferences and Divisions From day one, we’ve refused …
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⚠️ Keeper Deadline: Sunday, August 4 at 11:59 PM ⚠️ All keeper selections for the upcoming fantasy football season must be finalized by Sunday, August 4 at 12:00 AM. This is a hard deadline, no exceptions. If you have questions about the rules for keepers, please refer to the official League Rules document. Nothing has …
We’re making a small adjustment to defensive scoring this season. The goal is to slightly rebalance defensive player value to better reflect actual game impact. Here’s what’s changing: Solo Tackles: now worth 1.25 points (down from 1.5) Assisted Tackles: now worth 0.5 points (down from 0.75) This is a light recalibration, just a 0.25 point …
The league franchise value sheet is now available. To review your player values and keeper status, visit the franchise player value sheet. The slot number shown is what that player’s status will be IF they are kept this year. REMINDER: It is your responsibility to verify all information on the sheet in terms of value …
