Jul 14, 2026

The Odds Are In. The Lottery Is Live.

Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight … Read More “The Odds Are In. The Lottery Is Live.”
Jul 14, 2026

Franchise Value Sheet Released for 2026

Check your player values to make keeper decisions. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104nX53HpnsoH0Jw1HqrvR4IAr6qUBQ5nESTho_bYzWw/edit?usp=sharing Know you don’t want someone? Drop them now!
Jul 13, 2026

2026 Kick Off

Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to know for the coming weeks. Franchise Player Value Sheet I will release the franchise player value sheet this week. Use it to make your roster decisions. You will notice the first … Read More “2026 Kick Off”
Jul 9, 2026

The Draft Lottery, Explained

We have a new feature this year for the draft. That’s right, I cannot leave well enough alone. We will be having a lottery to determine the top three picks. Why? Just like the NBA, we need to get some teams a boost, as well as energize the nonplayoff market altogether. Here’s how the draft … Read More “The Draft Lottery, Explained”
Aug 25, 2025

Power Bands, Doubleheaders, and No Excuses.

By Matthew Blueberry Every fantasy league has scheduling gripes. “Why do I get Drunken Badgers twice when they’re tanking?” Or, “Why can’t I ever face Angels when they’re limping?” The truth is, our schedule used to feel more random than fair. That ends now. Honoring History in Conferences and Divisions From day one, we’ve refused … Read More “Power Bands, Doubleheaders, and No Excuses.”

Fantasy Recap

G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition helmet
Game of the Week

G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition Tops Angels of Harlem

Live from the big house, under the Friday night lights, where the big boys come to play! G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition beat Angels of Harlem 125.00–104.87. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Purdy, Brock, who put up 43.4 fantasy points.

Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Godwin, Chris, who put up 14.9 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Charbonnet, Zach sat on the bench for 26.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 170.58.

The defense came out smoking, forcing a quick three-and-out on the game's opening possession! The stadium atmosphere was family-friendly, with plenty of activities for young fans in the concourse!

The curtain comes down, the lights are turning off, and this one is officially in the history books!

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Final NFL Scores — Week 17, 2025 Full schedule →

DAL DAL 30
FINAL
23 WAS WAS
DET DET 10
FINAL
23 MIN MIN
DEN DEN 20
FINAL
13 KC KCC
HOU HOU 20
FINAL
16 LAC LAC
BAL BAL 41
FINAL
24 GB GBP
JAC JAX 23
FINAL
17 IND IND
TBB TB 17
FINAL
20 MIA MIA
NEP NE 42
FINAL
10 NYJ NYJ
ARI ARI 14
FINAL
37 CIN CIN
PIT PIT 6
FINAL
13 CLE CLE
NOS NO 34
FINAL
26 TEN TEN
SEA SEA 27
FINAL
10 CAR CAR
NYG NYG 34
FINAL
10 LV LVR
PHI PHI 13
FINAL
12 BUF BUF
CHI CHI 38
FINAL
42 SF SFO
LAR LAR 24
FINAL
27 ATL ATL