Jul 18, 2026

The Balls Have Spoken: Your 2026 Lottery Winners

We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the draft. Pick 1: Fast Eddy’s Chili Fast Eddy’s Chili came in at 9% and walked out with the number one pick. That’s the whole reason we run it this way. Nobody’s guaranteed … Read More “The Balls Have Spoken: Your 2026 Lottery Winners”
Jul 14, 2026

The Odds Are In. The Lottery Is Live.

Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight … Read More “The Odds Are In. The Lottery Is Live.”
Jul 14, 2026

Franchise Value Sheet Released for 2026

Check your player values to make keeper decisions. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104nX53HpnsoH0Jw1HqrvR4IAr6qUBQ5nESTho_bYzWw/edit?usp=sharing Know you don’t want someone? Drop them now!
Jul 13, 2026

2026 Kick Off

Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to know for the coming weeks. Franchise Player Value Sheet I will release the franchise player value sheet this week. Use it to make your roster decisions. You will notice the first … Read More “2026 Kick Off”
Jul 9, 2026

The Draft Lottery, Explained

We have a new feature this year for the draft. That’s right, I cannot leave well enough alone. We will be having a lottery to determine the top three picks. Why? Just like the NBA, we need to get some teams a boost, as well as energize the nonplayoff market altogether. Here’s how the draft … Read More “The Draft Lottery, Explained”

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🏆 Reigning Champion · 2025 Season

Grindhouse Zombies

Won it all: 155.25–86.81 over Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.

Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.

Playoffs · Wk 15 136.99–123.95 vs Hitmen
Playoffs · Wk 16 183.86–129.70 vs Krypton Knights
Championship · Wk 17 155.25–86.81 vs Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Final NFL Scores — Week 17, 2025 Full schedule →

DAL DAL 30
FINAL
23 WAS WAS
DET DET 10
FINAL
23 MIN MIN
DEN DEN 20
FINAL
13 KC KCC
HOU HOU 20
FINAL
16 LAC LAC
BAL BAL 41
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24 GB GBP
JAC JAX 23
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17 IND IND
TBB TB 17
FINAL
20 MIA MIA
NEP NE 42
FINAL
10 NYJ NYJ
ARI ARI 14
FINAL
37 CIN CIN
PIT PIT 6
FINAL
13 CLE CLE
NOS NO 34
FINAL
26 TEN TEN
SEA SEA 27
FINAL
10 CAR CAR
NYG NYG 34
FINAL
10 LV LVR
PHI PHI 13
FINAL
12 BUF BUF
CHI CHI 38
FINAL
42 SF SFO
LAR LAR 24
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27 ATL ATL