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The Theory I have a theory about fantasy football draft strategy. I came up with it staring at the free agent pool at 1:00 AM, hunting for cheap auction grabs. The player who wins your matchup is rarely the big name you spent your top capital on. Look at how you build your roster on […]
Trevor Lawrence starts at QB for Grindhouse Zombies. Goes for 4.45 points. That’s not a bad game, that’s a phone battery percentage. As in “cross my fingers I make it to through the airport gate” kind of percentage, not a fantasy quarterback score. Cam Ward is just sitting there dropping 20.38. That’s not just outscoring […]
This week's games did not just decide standings, they decided bragging rights for the next seven days! The Eh Team beat Drunken Badgers 160.54–156.10. The Eh Team got a big lift from Drake Maye , who put up 32.5 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Kenneth Gainwell sat on the bench for 16.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 178.30.
Drunken Badgers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Patrick Mahomes , who put up 42.1 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Ladd McConkey sat on the bench for 6.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 161.21.
Fans showed off their creative side with some amazing homemade signs supporting their favorite players! I am watching the same game as everyone else, and I am still the only one saying it plainly!
Up next, The Eh Team face the (4-5-0) Hitmen. Drunken Badgers look to bounce back against the (5-4-0) Jeepsters. That is how the week wraps up -- see everyone back here after the next slate!
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Buckle up, football fans, because we had a real old-fashioned, blue-plate special on the menu today! Fast Eddys Chili beat G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition 94.44–89.80. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Jaylen Warren , who put up 23.2 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- Adonai Mitchell sat on the bench for 16.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 122.24.
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition couldn’t quite complete the comeback. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Rashee Rice , who put up 12.2 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Deshaun Watson (Q) sat on the bench for 15.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 106.08.
The running back found a crease, hit the line, and gained twelve quick yards before anyone noticed! Do not call that a comeback. Call it what it actually was: a total collapse!
Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (4-5-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition look to bounce back against the (6-3-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. That closes the book on this week, but the story is far from over!
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Here we go -- another week, another set of matchups that refused to go according to plan! Dark Phoenix beat Grindhouse Zombies 144.79–135.41. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Josh Allen , who put up 33.3 fantasy points.
Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Jahmyr Gibbs , who put up 24.2 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Cam Ward sat on the bench for 32.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 184.77.
That was the single most undisciplined performance I have seen in a long time, and I am not exaggerating! Flakes of snow began to fall during player introductions, adding some serious drama to the atmosphere!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (7-2-0) Ramrod Red Devils. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (3-6-0) Krypton Knights. This week's story is written -- next week's is already shaping up to be just as unpredictable!
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Let the record show: this was one of the more entertaining weeks this league has seen in a while! Jack Passers beat Angels of Harlem 137.85–124.97. Jack Passers got a big lift from Brock Bowers , who put up 20.1 fantasy points.
Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Bhayshul Tuten , who put up 28.6 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Chop Robinson (Q) sat on the bench for 10.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 137.20.
The offense ran a hurry-up style to prevent defensive substitutions and keep the pressure on! Somebody's going to bring this result up at the trophy presentation, mark it down.
Up next, Jack Passers face the (0-9-0) Speed Inc. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (6-3-0) Samurai Warriors. This week's results are locked in, and the group chat will be feeling it for days!
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They came, they saw, they kicked the physical football machine into overdrive from the opening whistle! Ramrod Red Devils beat Hitmen 165.23–133.23. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow , who put up 49.9 fantasy points.
Hitmen couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Hitmen got a big lift from Bucky Irving , who put up 21.8 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Lukas Van Ness sat on the bench for 9.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 159.77.
The quarterback used a quick three-step drop and fired a strike to the tight end! Unbelievable! Just when you thought you had seen it all!
Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (8-1-0) Dark Phoenix. Hitmen look to bounce back against the (5-4-0) The Eh Team. That is a wrap on a week this league will be replaying in the group chat for a while!
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Kick back and enjoy, because this week's finishes were built for exactly this kind of recap! Krypton Knights blew past Jeepsters by 41.15 points. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Tee Higgins , who put up 32.1 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Jaylen Waddle sat on the bench for 11.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 199.30.
Jeepsters couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jeepsters got a big lift from Tony Pollard , who put up 30.3 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Ronnie Hickman sat on the bench for 5.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 150.95.
The quarterback scrambled out of bounds after a five-yard gain, smart play to avoid the hit! The defensive back was playing like he had sticky glue on his gloves!
Up next, Krypton Knights face the (4-5-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Jeepsters look to bounce back against the (5-4-0) Drunken Badgers. That is a wrap on a week that gave this league plenty to talk about!
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Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am! The pigskin is back in the laboratory, and tonight, the chemistry was volatile! Samurai Warriors blew past Speed Inc by 46.22 points. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Kirk Cousins , who put up 32.3 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- CJ Allen sat on the bench for 11.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 149.64.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Caleb Williams , who put up 16.4 fantasy points.
The running back picked up the blitzing linebacker perfectly, giving his quarterback time to throw! The team benches were crowded with injured players in street clothes, looking like a hospital ward!
Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (3-6-0) Angels of Harlem. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (1-8-0) Jack Passers. That is the story of the week -- now on to the next one!
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The weather outside was frightful, but the action on the gridiron was absolutely delightful! Carnivorous SilverBacks blew past Flaming Chankla Chuckers by 62.39 points. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Tyler Allgeier , who put up 36.7 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Mike Gesicki sat on the bench for 11.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 181.37.
Flaming Chankla Chuckers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Anthony Hill Jr. , who put up 14.5 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Jaylen Wright (Q) sat on the bench for 7.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 104.46.
The receiver made a tough, gritty catch while taking a ferocious hit over the middle of the field! The safety played deep center field, keeping everything underneath him all game long!
Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (4-5-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. Flaming Chankla Chuckers look to bounce back against the (7-2-0) Fast Eddys Chili. The books are closed on this week -- on to the next set of matchups!
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Week 7 · Nail-Biter
Dark Phoenix d. Krypton Knights
Final: 125.22–124.24
Week 6 · Nail-Biter
Jeepsters d. Dark Phoenix
Final: 117.08–115.12
Week 3 · Nail-Biter
Carnivorous SilverBacks d. The Eh Team
Final: 114.59–112.60
Week 4 · Result
Flaming Chankla Chuckers d. Ramrod Red Devils
Final: 147.04–143.37
Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
CAR
19
BAL
10
LV
38
TEN
36
IND
7
CLE
6
ARI
33
MIN
15
ATL
0
LAC
9
NE
24
KC
24
PHI
10
CHI
34
