💰 2026 Auction
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Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to know for the coming weeks. Franchise Player Value Sheet I will release the franchise player value sheet this week. Use it to make your roster decisions. You will notice the first […]
We have a new feature this year for the draft. That’s right, I cannot leave well enough alone. We will be having a lottery to determine the top three picks. Why? Just like the NBA, we need to get some teams a boost, as well as energize the nonplayoff market altogether. Here’s how the draft […]
Welcome in, because this was not a quiet week by any measure! Fast Eddys Chili beat Speed Inc 109.07–103.74. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Lamar Jackson, who put up 32.5 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- Adonai Mitchell sat on the bench for 4.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 113.87.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Caleb Williams, who put up 43.3 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Kwity Paye sat on the bench for 12.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 140.74.
The quarterback delivered a beautiful deep ball right into the bread basket of his wide receiver! Hot chocolate vendors ran completely out of milk before the first half even came to a close!
Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (1-0-0) Ramrod Red Devils. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (0-1-0) Jeepsters. That is a wrap on the week, but rest assured, this league never stays quiet for long!
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Let us set the scene, because this week's slate did not disappoint! Grindhouse Zombies beat The Eh Team 164.82–157.04. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Trevor Lawrence, who put up 31.3 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Camryn Bynum sat on the bench for 8.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 179.43.
The Eh Team couldn’t quite complete the comeback. The Eh Team got a big lift from Josiah Trotter, who put up 25.1 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Demetrius Knight sat on the bench for 17.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 199.12.
The defensive end used a spin move to get past the tackle and pressure the quarterback! The crowd stayed loud even when the home team fell behind by two scores, refusing to pack it in!
Up next, Grindhouse Zombies face the (0-1-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. The Eh Team look to bounce back against the (1-0-0) Angels of Harlem. And that is how the board looks heading into next week -- see you back here for more!
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Settle in, because this week's results are worth the full read! Ramrod Red Devils beat Jeepsters 122.72–111.76. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow, who put up 14.0 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Jalen Coker sat on the bench for 26.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 163.06.
Jeepsters couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jeepsters got a big lift from David Montgomery, who put up 24.4 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Devaughn Vele sat on the bench for 13.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 145.56.
The stadium bowl looked absolutely stunning under the lights, a classic setting for a classic game! The weather remained perfect for football, with clear skies and a gentle breeze blowing across the field!
Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (1-0-0) Fast Eddys Chili. Jeepsters look to bounce back against the (0-1-0) Speed Inc. The books are closed on this week -- on to the next set of matchups!
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This week's action had a little bit of everything, and none of it was boring! Samurai Warriors blew past Hitmen by 40.24 points. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Ashton Jeanty, who put up 29.9 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Caleb Douglas sat on the bench for 8.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 183.99.
Hitmen couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Hitmen got a big lift from T.J. Watt, who put up 24.4 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Chuba Hubbard sat on the bench for 18.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.61.
The offense ran a beautiful play-action fake that completely fooled the linebackers! The offensive line established their dominance early, running the ball effectively on the opening drive!
Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (1-0-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. Hitmen look to bounce back against the (0-1-0) Krypton Knights. Another week in the books, and this league is only getting more interesting!
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Welcome to the recap, where this week earns every bit of the hype! Dark Phoenix blew past Drunken Badgers by 42.88 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Josh Allen, who put up 47.0 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Akeem Davis-Gaither sat on the bench for 7.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 210.36.
Drunken Badgers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Kenneth Walker III, who put up 36.4 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Kyle Monangai sat on the bench for 24.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 208.40.
The stadium atmosphere was truly electric, a perfect night for some high-stakes football! The media room was packed to the gills with reporters before the game even got underway!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (1-0-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. Drunken Badgers look to bounce back against the (0-1-0) Jack Passers. This week's results are locked in, and the group chat will be feeling it for days!
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Here we go -- another week, another set of matchups that refused to go according to plan! G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition blew past Krypton Knights by 44.67 points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy, who put up 24.7 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- T.J. Hockenson sat on the bench for 11.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 163.79.
Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from D'Andre Swift, who put up 33.3 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Jeremiyah Love sat on the bench for 10.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 114.84.
The safety played deep center field, keeping everything underneath him all game long! That performance just became the league's new benchmark for a good week, fair or not.
Up next, G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition face the (1-0-0) Samurai Warriors. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (0-1-0) Hitmen. File that one away, because this league will be bringing it up for a while!
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The weather outside was frightful, but the action on the gridiron was absolutely delightful! Angels of Harlem blew past Carnivorous SilverBacks by 44.74 points. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Zay Flowers (O), who put up 25.0 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- C.J. Stroud sat on the bench for 17.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 179.31.
Carnivorous SilverBacks couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love, who put up 29.7 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Devin Lloyd sat on the bench for 13.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 157.17.
The defensive coordinator moved from the press box to the sideline to get a better feel for the game! Somebody's about to call this a turning point, and somebody else a fluke.
Up next, Angels of Harlem face the (0-1-0) The Eh Team. Carnivorous SilverBacks look to bounce back against the (1-0-0) Grindhouse Zombies. That closes the book on this week, but the story is far from over!
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Let us get right into it -- this week had some finishes nobody saw coming! Flaming Chankla Chuckers blew past Jack Passers by 45.95 points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jonathan Taylor, who put up 19.0 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Bryce Young sat on the bench for 44.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 186.05.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Jalen Hurts, who put up 27.4 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Jaquan Brisker sat on the bench for 11.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 114.21.
The medical tent saw action early as players dealt with muscle cramps in the sweltering heat! The offensive line was blocking like a row of concrete telephone poles!
Up next, Flaming Chankla Chuckers face the (1-0-0) Dark Phoenix. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (0-1-0) Drunken Badgers. They came, they played, they conquered, and one team walks away with the ultimate prize tonight!
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Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
NE
10
SF
27
BAL
41
TB
27
NYJ
23
CLE
10
ATL
13
NO
30
CHI
59
BUF
36
MIA
13
ARI
26
WAS
22
GB
22
DAL
20
DEN
10
