Franchise Value Sheet Released for 2026
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💰 2026 Auction
Next closes in 48m
Check your player values to make keeper decisions. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104nX53HpnsoH0Jw1HqrvR4IAr6qUBQ5nESTho_bYzWw/edit?usp=sharing Know you don’t want someone? Drop them now!
Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to know for the coming weeks. Franchise Player Value Sheet I will release the franchise player value sheet this week. Use it to make your roster decisions. You will notice the first […]
Set the scene: a full slate of matchups, and more than a few that went down to the wire! Carnivorous SilverBacks beat Grindhouse Zombies 129.94–118.26. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Devin Lloyd (Q), who put up 33.4 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Jeffery Simmons sat on the bench for 8.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 152.68.
Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Amon-Ra St. Brown, who put up 23.6 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Cam Ward sat on the bench for 20.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 146.69.
He caught the ball on the sideline, toe-tapping like a ballerina! This result is the exact reason nobody ever lets a rival forget a bad week one.
Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (0-2-0) Speed Inc. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (2-0-0) Ramrod Red Devils. Another chapter in the books for this league, and it will not be the last wild one!
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Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am! The pigskin is back in the laboratory, and tonight, the chemistry was volatile! Hitmen beat Krypton Knights 131.81–107.42. Hitmen got a big lift from Dak Prescott, who put up 40.0 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Rashid Shaheed sat on the bench for 6.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 147.33.
Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Matthew Stafford, who put up 37.4 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- George Kittle sat on the bench for 12.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 123.57.
The merchandise stands saw a massive surge in sales for the thick winter beanies! Unbelievable! Just when you thought you had seen it all!
Up next, Hitmen face the (1-1-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (2-0-0) Dark Phoenix. The curtain comes down, the lights are turning off, and this one is officially in the history books!
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Buckle up, football fans, because we had a real old-fashioned, blue-plate special on the menu today! Ramrod Red Devils beat Fast Eddys Chili 134.76–109.54. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from DeVonta Smith, who put up 18.1 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Dee Winters sat on the bench for 13.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 149.70.
Fast Eddys Chili couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Christian McCaffrey, who put up 17.7 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- Adonai Mitchell sat on the bench for 6.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 112.97.
He drops back, looks, and biff! The middle linebacker leveled him at the line of scrimmage! The punter hit a high hang-time kick that allowed the coverage team to swarm the returner!
Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (1-1-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Fast Eddys Chili look to bounce back against the (1-1-0) Angels of Harlem. That is a wrap -- same time next week, same amount of chaos expected!
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Welcome in -- this is exactly the kind of week that makes fantasy football worth every bit of the stress! G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition beat Samurai Warriors 130.92–104.33. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy, who put up 36.2 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Jalen Redmond sat on the bench for 6.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 142.67.
Samurai Warriors couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Nakobe Dean, who put up 13.8 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Darren Waller sat on the bench for 15.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 149.14.
That is about as good as it gets on a football Sunday, folks! The safety made a fantastic open-field tackle to prevent a massive gain on the trick play!
Up next, G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition face the (0-2-0) Jack Passers. Samurai Warriors look to bounce back against the (1-1-0) Drunken Badgers. That is the story of the week -- now on to the next one!
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This week's action had a little bit of everything, and none of it was boring! Dark Phoenix beat Flaming Chankla Chuckers 196.01–162.59. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Josh Allen, who put up 49.3 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Evan Williams sat on the bench for 12.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 210.41.
Flaming Chankla Chuckers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jared Goff, who put up 37.9 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Jake Ferguson sat on the bench for 16.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 180.79.
Players interacted with the fans near the tunnel, signing autographs and spreading the football love! He was playing football like a man possessed out there today!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (0-2-0) Krypton Knights. Flaming Chankla Chuckers look to bounce back against the (1-1-0) Hitmen. This week is officially in the record books -- on to the next round of matchups!
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This week had it all -- statement wins, gut-punch losses, and everything in between! Drunken Badgers blew past Jack Passers by 62.06 points. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Patrick Mahomes, who put up 38.1 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Braelon Allen sat on the bench for 7.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 154.06.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Jalen Hurts, who put up 19.1 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Pete Werner sat on the bench for 15.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 109.35.
A lucky fan won a new truck by hitting the crossbar from thirty yards out! Give that man a contract! The crowd gave a thundering standing ovation to a military veteran on the field, a class act by everyone!
Up next, Drunken Badgers face the (1-1-0) Samurai Warriors. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (2-0-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. That is a wrap on a week that gave this league plenty to talk about!
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Grab a seat, because this week's results are going to be the talk of the league for days! Jeepsters blew past Speed Inc by 63.46 points. Jeepsters got a big lift from James Cook, who put up 21.8 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- DeForest Buckner sat on the bench for 7.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 139.45.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Aaron Jones (Q), who put up 12.9 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Rashod Bateman sat on the bench for 15.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 94.41.
Fans participated in a stadium-wide light show using their phones, turning the arena into a galaxy! A defensive pass interference call put the ball on the one-yard line, setting up an easy score!
Up next, Jeepsters face the (1-1-0) The Eh Team. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (1-1-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. That is how the week wraps up -- see everyone back here after the next slate!
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Buckle up -- this week's box scores read like something out of a highlight reel! The Eh Team blew past Angels of Harlem by 65.25 points. The Eh Team got a big lift from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, who put up 42.6 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Denzel Boston sat on the bench for 17.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 217.83.
Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Tre Tucker, who put up 17.5 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- C.J. Stroud sat on the bench for 19.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 117.94.
The offense used all three of their timeouts early in the second half, a move that could haunt them later! The defense countered with a dime package to protect against the deep pass!
Up next, The Eh Team face the (1-1-0) Jeepsters. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (1-1-0) Fast Eddys Chili. That is all for this week's slate -- buckle up, because next week looks just as unpredictable!
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Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.