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Sep 22, 2026

The Cam Ward Dilemma

Trevor Lawrence starts at QB for Grindhouse Zombies. Goes for 4.45 points. That’s not a bad game, that’s a phone battery percentage. As in “cross my fingers I make it to through the airport gate” kind of percentage, not a fantasy quarterback score. Cam Ward is just sitting there dropping 20.38. That’s not just outscoring […]
Sep 16, 2026

Josh Allen is Sick in the Head

Okay, so, Josh Allen. I know we say this basically every single week now, but I need you to actually sit with what happened Sunday, because I think people are underselling it already by Tuesday, which is insane to me. Dark Phoenix hosts the Drunken Badgers in Houston, and it’s not one of those games […]
Sep 5, 2026

Draft Crackdown

Some of you drafted like it was your first year in the league and nobody mentioned the keeper rules. Both of those teams are about to find out which one they were. Here’s the verdict, roster by roster, best-built to worst, graded on one question: did you draft to complement what you already had, or […]
Jul 18, 2026

The Balls Have Spoken: Your 2026 Lottery Winners

We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the draft. Pick 1: Fast Eddy’s Chili Fast Eddy’s Chili came in at 9% and walked out with the number one pick. That’s the whole reason we run it this way. Nobody’s guaranteed […]
Jul 14, 2026

The Odds Are In. The Lottery Is Live.

Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight […]

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Franchise Value Sheet Released for 2026

Check your player values to make keeper decisions. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104nX53HpnsoH0Jw1HqrvR4IAr6qUBQ5nESTho_bYzWw/edit?usp=sharing Know you don’t want someone? Drop them now!

2026 Kick Off

Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to know for the coming weeks. Franchise Player Value Sheet I will release the franchise player value sheet this week. Use it to make your roster decisions. You will notice the first […]

Fantasy Recap — Week 2, 2026 Season

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Game of the Week

Carnivorous SilverBacks Tops Grindhouse Zombies

Set the scene: a full slate of matchups, and more than a few that went down to the wire! Carnivorous SilverBacks beat Grindhouse Zombies 129.94–118.26. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Devin Lloyd (Q), who put up 33.4 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Jeffery Simmons sat on the bench for 8.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 152.68.

Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Amon-Ra St. Brown, who put up 23.6 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Cam Ward sat on the bench for 20.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 146.69.

He caught the ball on the sideline, toe-tapping like a ballerina! This result is the exact reason nobody ever lets a rival forget a bad week one.

Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (0-2-0) Speed Inc. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (2-0-0) Ramrod Red Devils. Another chapter in the books for this league, and it will not be the last wild one!

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🏆 Reigning Champion · 2025 Season

Grindhouse Zombies

Won it all: 155.25–86.81 over Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.

Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.

Playoffs · Wk 15 136.99–123.95 vs Hitmen
Playoffs · Wk 16 183.86–129.70 vs Krypton Knights
Championship · Wk 17 155.25–86.81 vs Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Final NFL Scores — Week 2, 2026 Full schedule →

DET DET 31
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41 BUF BUF
PIT PIT 3
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20 NE NEP
GBP GB 20
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17 NYJ NYJ
PHI PHI 24
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20 TEN TEN
MIN MIN 9
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3 CHI CHI
CLE CLE 23
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19 TB TBB
CAR CAR 34
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3 ATL ATL
NOS NO 24
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17 BAL BAL
CIN CIN 20
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6 HOU HOU
JAC JAX 13
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20 DEN DEN
LVR LV 26
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14 LAC LAC
WAS WAS 20
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37 DAL DAL
SEA SEA 31
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7 ARI ARI
MIA MIA 13
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35 SF SFO
IND IND 30
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33 KC KCC
NYG NYG 6
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28 LAR LAR