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Okay, so, Josh Allen. I know we say this basically every single week now, but I need you to actually sit with what happened Sunday, because I think people are underselling it already by Tuesday, which is insane to me. Dark Phoenix hosts the Drunken Badgers in Houston, and it’s not one of those games […]
Some of you drafted like it was your first year in the league and nobody mentioned the keeper rules. Both of those teams are about to find out which one they were. Here’s the verdict, roster by roster, best-built to worst, graded on one question: did you draft to complement what you already had, or […]
The weather outside was frightful, but the action on the gridiron was absolutely delightful! Dark Phoenix edged out Krypton Knights by just 0.98 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Geno Smith , who put up 26.1 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- KC Concepcion sat on the bench for 17.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 154.67.
Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Matthew Stafford , who put up 22.5 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Rhamondre Stevenson sat on the bench for 17.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 144.02.
The stadium gates opened early to ensure everyone could find their seats before the opening kickoff! Fans used cardboard boxes to keep their feet off the freezing concrete stands! Smart football move!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (4-4-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (5-3-0) Jeepsters. Another chapter in the books for this league, and it will not be the last wild one!
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Settle in, because this week's results are worth the full read! Ramrod Red Devils beat Carnivorous SilverBacks 117.65–113.07. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow , who put up 38.9 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Rome Odunze sat on the bench for 5.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 124.90.
Carnivorous SilverBacks couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love , who put up 19.9 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Quincy Williams sat on the bench for 10.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 125.32.
The defense line stayed disciplined, refusing to give up the cutback lane to the runner! Somebody's about to fast-track that performance straight into buy-low, sell-high advice.
Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (4-4-0) Hitmen. Carnivorous SilverBacks look to bounce back against the (4-4-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. That is a wrap on the week, but rest assured, this league never stays quiet for long!
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Let the record show: this was one of the more entertaining weeks this league has seen in a while! Drunken Badgers beat G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition 131.07–117.58. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Jameson Williams , who put up 19.1 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Tyler Shough sat on the bench for 13.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 150.84.
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition couldn’t quite complete the comeback. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy , who put up 14.3 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Deshaun Watson sat on the bench for 24.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 130.89.
This result is proof that the waiver wire never actually sleeps during the season. The wind kept blowing the ball off the kicking tee, forcing the holder to get a finger on it early!
Up next, Drunken Badgers face the (4-4-0) The Eh Team. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition look to bounce back against the (6-2-0) Fast Eddys Chili. And that is how the board looks heading into next week -- see you back here for more!
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This week had it all -- statement wins, gut-punch losses, and everything in between! Fast Eddys Chili beat Grindhouse Zombies 128.40–106.98. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Quinshon Judkins , who put up 19.1 fantasy points.
Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Amon-Ra St. Brown (Q) , who put up 19.5 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Emanuel Wilson sat on the bench for 19.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 130.19.
The cornerback played soft coverage, giving up the short completion but preventing the big play! Shadows stretched across the field during the late afternoon game, making visibility a real challenge!
Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (4-4-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (7-1-0) Dark Phoenix. That is a wrap -- same time next week, same amount of chaos expected!
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Set the scene: a full slate of matchups, and more than a few that went down to the wire! Hitmen beat Flaming Chankla Chuckers 121.73–99.47. Hitmen got a big lift from Dak Prescott , who put up 26.3 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Michael Penix Jr. sat on the bench for 27.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 132.20.
Flaming Chankla Chuckers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Ollie Gordon II , who put up 19.2 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Jared Goff sat on the bench for 27.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 133.80.
The stadium cleanup crew stood ready in the tunnels long before the final whistle blew! The medical tent saw action early as players dealt with muscle cramps in the sweltering heat!
Up next, Hitmen face the (6-2-0) Ramrod Red Devils. Flaming Chankla Chuckers look to bounce back against the (5-3-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. This week is officially history -- and history in this league never stays quiet for long!
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Let us walk through a week that had this whole league buzzing! Angels of Harlem beat Jeepsters 146.80–108.15. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Alex Singleton , who put up 21.7 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Bo Nix sat on the bench for 31.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 171.60.
Jeepsters couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jeepsters got a big lift from Tony Pollard , who put up 35.5 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Blake Cashman sat on the bench for 24.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 152.40.
Somebody's league rival is drafting their trash talk as we speak. This is the kind of week that turns a casual league into a full-time hobby again.
Up next, Angels of Harlem face the (0-8-0) Jack Passers. Jeepsters look to bounce back against the (2-6-0) Krypton Knights. That is all for this week's slate -- buckle up, because next week looks just as unpredictable!
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Kick back and enjoy, because this week's finishes were built for exactly this kind of recap! Samurai Warriors blew past Jack Passers by 49.3 points. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Kirk Cousins , who put up 28.0 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Kendal Daniels sat on the bench for 21.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 177.59.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Sam Darnold , who put up 15.6 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Nick Scott sat on the bench for 6.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 111.43.
This is the kind of week where the standings page gets refreshed way too often. The players' use of the heated benches was a smart way to stay warm and prevent injuries in the cold!
Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (0-8-0) Speed Inc. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (3-5-0) Angels of Harlem. That is a wrap on a week this league will be replaying in the group chat for a while!
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Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am! The pigskin is back in the laboratory, and tonight, the chemistry was volatile! The Eh Team blew past Speed Inc by 76.59 points. The Eh Team got a big lift from Drake Maye , who put up 38.2 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Kenneth Gainwell sat on the bench for 7.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 182.93.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Caleb Williams , who put up 27.6 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Xavier Hutchinson sat on the bench for 11.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 103.78.
The stadium host interviewed fans in the stands during timeouts, finding some real colorful characters out there! That's a stat line the whole league's waiver wire chat is about to be arguing over.
Up next, The Eh Team face the (5-3-0) Drunken Badgers. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (5-3-0) Samurai Warriors. This week is officially in the record books -- on to the next round of matchups!
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Week 7 · Nail-Biter
Dark Phoenix d. Krypton Knights
Final: 125.22–124.24
Week 6 · Nail-Biter
Jeepsters d. Dark Phoenix
Final: 117.08–115.12
Week 3 · Nail-Biter
Carnivorous SilverBacks d. The Eh Team
Final: 114.59–112.60
Week 4 · Result
Flaming Chankla Chuckers d. Ramrod Red Devils
Final: 147.04–143.37
Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
NE
24
PIT
16
MIA
28
CLE
27
IND
10
SF
20
TB
43
CIN
35
NYG
27
DEN
30
LAR
35
GB
17
KC
3
DAL
38
