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Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight […]
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Live from the big house, under the Friday night lights, where the big boys come to play! Krypton Knights beat Angels of Harlem 130.06–126.72. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Tee Higgins (Q), who put up 20.7 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Rhamondre Stevenson sat on the bench for 13.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 154.40.
Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Zay Flowers, who put up 15.9 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- C.J. Stroud sat on the bench for 30.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 159.94.
That was a backyard heave, not a masterclass, and I will die on that hill! The quarterback's audibles were effective, helping the offense to find the right play against the defense!
Up next, Krypton Knights face the (0-5-0) Speed Inc. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (2-3-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. That is the final word on this week's action -- see you next week for round two!
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This week had it all -- statement wins, gut-punch losses, and everything in between! Flaming Chankla Chuckers beat Ramrod Red Devils 147.04–143.37. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jared Goff, who put up 27.7 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Bryce Young sat on the bench for 30.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 173.67.
Ramrod Red Devils couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow, who put up 30.9 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Brenton Strange sat on the bench for 7.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.28.
That is gut-check football right there -- you find out who has the discipline to close it out! The stadium lights dimmed dramatically for introductions, turning the tunnel into a rock stage!
Up next, Flaming Chankla Chuckers face the (1-4-0) Angels of Harlem. Ramrod Red Devils look to bounce back against the (4-1-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. Fans are heading to the turnpike, singing the victory song after a game that had absolutely everything!
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This week's games did not just decide standings, they decided bragging rights for the next seven days! Samurai Warriors beat Grindhouse Zombies 136.19–126.02. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Tetairoa McMillan, who put up 35.5 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Minkah Fitzpatrick sat on the bench for 20.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 159.09.
Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Malik Nabers, who put up 14.6 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Emanuel Wilson sat on the bench for 23.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 155.05.
A kickoff return for a touchdown sent the stadium into an absolute frenzy of flying beer and cheers! Free team flags were placed on every single seat, turning the stadium into a waving ocean of color!
Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (3-2-0) Fast Eddys Chili. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (3-2-0) Drunken Badgers. That is a wrap on a week this league will be replaying in the group chat for a while!
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This week's slate delivered exactly the kind of drama that keeps a league chat alive! Jeepsters beat Jack Passers 122.90–112.39. Jeepsters got a big lift from James Cook, who put up 14.3 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Payton Wilson sat on the bench for 13.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 133.99.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Brian Robinson, who put up 22.8 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Keon Coleman sat on the bench for 14.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 140.69.
The turf became slick as the temperature dropped rapidly, making footing a real guessing game! That box score alone is enough to change how the whole league sees this roster.
Up next, Jeepsters face the (3-2-0) Hitmen. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (3-2-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. This week's results are locked in, and the group chat will be feeling it for days!
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Let us set the scene, because this week's slate did not disappoint! The Eh Team beat G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition 161.80–142.50. The Eh Team got a big lift from Drake Maye, who put up 35.0 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Jaylin Noel sat on the bench for 16.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 190.61.
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition couldn’t quite complete the comeback. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Kyren Williams, who put up 26.8 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- T.J. Hockenson sat on the bench for 12.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 176.49.
The referee called a tight game, keeping both teams on their best behavior throughout! That's the kind of result that starts a rivalry over one meaningless flex spot.
Up next, The Eh Team face the (5-0-0) Dark Phoenix. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition look to bounce back against the (4-1-0) Ramrod Red Devils. That closes the book on this week, but the story is far from over!
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Settle in, because this week's results are worth the full read! Drunken Badgers beat Fast Eddys Chili 170.22–147.61. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Bijan Robinson, who put up 32.5 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Nick Emmanwori sat on the bench for 15.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 192.82.
Fast Eddys Chili couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Lamar Jackson (Q), who put up 21.2 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- Aaron Rodgers sat on the bench for 23.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 167.74.
Fans caught t-shirts launched from cannons on the field, diving over seats like they were loose balls! Young fans were thrilled to receive free team hats as they entered the stadium gates!
Up next, Drunken Badgers face the (2-3-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Fast Eddys Chili look to bounce back against the (4-1-0) Samurai Warriors. And that is how the board looks heading into next week -- see you back here for more!
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Welcome in -- this is exactly the kind of week that makes fantasy football worth every bit of the stress! Hitmen beat Carnivorous SilverBacks 146.23–116.09. Hitmen got a big lift from Chuba Hubbard, who put up 27.0 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Tyquan Thornton (O) sat on the bench for 20.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 175.53.
Carnivorous SilverBacks couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love, who put up 17.3 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Byron Young sat on the bench for 17.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 139.79.
The running back found a crease, hit the line, and gained twelve quick yards before anyone noticed! The kicker made a career-long field goal to end the half, booting it from the next county!
Up next, Hitmen face the (3-2-0) Jeepsters. Carnivorous SilverBacks look to bounce back against the (0-5-0) Jack Passers. That is a wrap -- same time next week, same amount of chaos expected!
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Let us get right into it -- this week had some finishes nobody saw coming! Dark Phoenix blew past Speed Inc by 80.14 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Javonte Williams, who put up 25.6 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Alvin Kamara sat on the bench for 17.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 162.96.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Jalen Pitre, who put up 10.8 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Jacob Rodriguez sat on the bench for 15.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 91.75.
Eric "The Red" met a wall of defenders on that rushing attempt! The cornerback made a great open-field tackle, stopping the receiver short of the first-down marker!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (2-3-0) The Eh Team. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (1-4-0) Krypton Knights. He drops the mic, the clock hits all zeros, and that is a wrap from a wild night of football action!
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Week 3 · Nail-Biter
Carnivorous SilverBacks d. The Eh Team
Final: 114.59–112.60
Week 4 · Result
Krypton Knights d. Angels of Harlem
Final: 130.06–126.72
Week 4 · Result
Flaming Chankla Chuckers d. Ramrod Red Devils
Final: 147.04–143.37
Week 1 · Result
Fast Eddys Chili d. Speed Inc
Final: 109.07–103.74
Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
PIT
24
IND
30
NE
29
JAX
22
ARI
24
LAR
24
NYJ
12
GB
17
TEN
18
DAL
34
MIA
10
KC
30
LAC
23
DEN
14
DET
26
ATL
45
