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Sep 22, 2026

The Cam Ward Dilemma

Trevor Lawrence starts at QB for Grindhouse Zombies. Goes for 4.45 points. That’s not a bad game, that’s a phone battery percentage. As in “cross my fingers I make it to through the airport gate” kind of percentage, not a fantasy quarterback score. Cam Ward is just sitting there dropping 20.38. That’s not just outscoring […]
Sep 16, 2026

Josh Allen is Sick in the Head

Okay, so, Josh Allen. I know we say this basically every single week now, but I need you to actually sit with what happened Sunday, because I think people are underselling it already by Tuesday, which is insane to me. Dark Phoenix hosts the Drunken Badgers in Houston, and it’s not one of those games […]
Sep 5, 2026

Draft Crackdown

Some of you drafted like it was your first year in the league and nobody mentioned the keeper rules. Both of those teams are about to find out which one they were. Here’s the verdict, roster by roster, best-built to worst, graded on one question: did you draft to complement what you already had, or […]
Jul 18, 2026

The Balls Have Spoken: Your 2026 Lottery Winners

We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the draft. Pick 1: Fast Eddy’s Chili Fast Eddy’s Chili came in at 9% and walked out with the number one pick. That’s the whole reason we run it this way. Nobody’s guaranteed […]
Jul 14, 2026

The Odds Are In. The Lottery Is Live.

Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight […]

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Franchise Value Sheet Released for 2026

Check your player values to make keeper decisions. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104nX53HpnsoH0Jw1HqrvR4IAr6qUBQ5nESTho_bYzWw/edit?usp=sharing Know you don’t want someone? Drop them now!

2026 Kick Off

Good morning, coaches. Welcome to the 2026 season. If you are reading this, you survived the offseason. Congrats. Here is what you need to know for the coming weeks. Franchise Player Value Sheet I will release the franchise player value sheet this week. Use it to make your roster decisions. You will notice the first […]

Fantasy Recap — Week 3, 2026 Season

Carnivorous SilverBacks helmet Jordan Love
Game of the Week

Carnivorous SilverBacks Tops The Eh Team

Grab a seat, because this week's results are going to be the talk of the league for days! Carnivorous SilverBacks edged out The Eh Team by just 2.74 points. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love, who put up 24.8 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Mike Gesicki sat on the bench for 9.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 133.69.

The Eh Team couldn’t quite complete the comeback. The Eh Team got a big lift from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, who put up 24.1 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Harold Fannin sat on the bench for 18.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.53.

Somebody's going to overreact to this one result way harder than they should. He’s running, he’s passing, he’s... tick, tick, tick... boom! Safety help arrived just in time!

Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (2-2-0) Hitmen. The Eh Team look to bounce back against the (4-0-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. File that one away, because this league will be bringing it up for a while!

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🏆 Reigning Champion · 2025 Season

Grindhouse Zombies

Won it all: 155.25–86.81 over Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.

Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.

Playoffs · Wk 15 136.99–123.95 vs Hitmen
Playoffs · Wk 16 183.86–129.70 vs Krypton Knights
Championship · Wk 17 155.25–86.81 vs Flaming Chankla Chuckers

Final NFL Scores — Week 3, 2026 Full schedule →

ATL ATL 35
FINAL
14 GB GBP
LAC LAC 16
FINAL
24 BUF BUF
HOU HOU 17
FINAL
19 IND IND
KCC KC 24
FINAL
10 MIA MIA
CAR CAR 18
FINAL
21 CLE CLE
NEP NE 6
FINAL
35 JAX JAC
CIN CIN 27
FINAL
30 PIT PIT
TEN TEN 7
FINAL
12 NYG NYG
SEA SEA 31
FINAL
33 WAS WAS
NYJ NYJ 24
FINAL
31 DET DET
MIN MIN 23
FINAL
16 TB TBB
ARI ARI 30
FINAL
36 SF SFO
BAL BAL 34
FINAL
31 DAL DAL
LVR LV 35
FINAL
27 NO NOS
LAR LAR 26
FINAL
30 DEN DEN
PHI PHI 7
FINAL
27 CHI CHI