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Okay, so, Josh Allen. I know we say this basically every single week now, but I need you to actually sit with what happened Sunday, because I think people are underselling it already by Tuesday, which is insane to me. Dark Phoenix hosts the Drunken Badgers in Houston, and it’s not one of those games […]
Some of you drafted like it was your first year in the league and nobody mentioned the keeper rules. Both of those teams are about to find out which one they were. Here’s the verdict, roster by roster, best-built to worst, graded on one question: did you draft to complement what you already had, or […]
This week had it all -- statement wins, gut-punch losses, and everything in between! Angels of Harlem edged out Jeepsters by just 0 points. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from C.J. Stroud , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Jeepsters couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jeepsters got a big lift from Jacoby Brissett , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
This one had both rosters glued to the live scoring ticker until the very last tenth of a point. The group chat reactions to this score alone deserve their own recap article.
Up next, Angels of Harlem face the (0-8-0) Jack Passers. Jeepsters look to bounce back against the (2-6-0) Krypton Knights. They came, they played, they conquered, and one team walks away with the ultimate prize tonight!
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This week's games did not just decide standings, they decided bragging rights for the next seven days! The Eh Team edged out Speed Inc by just 0 points. The Eh Team got a big lift from Drake Maye , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Caleb Williams , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Coaches spent the timeout drawing up a new play on the tablet, looking for a weakness in the armor! That is the kind of nail-biter where checking the score becomes a personality trait for a night.
Up next, The Eh Team face the (5-3-0) Drunken Badgers. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (5-3-0) Samurai Warriors. This week is officially in the record books -- on to the next round of matchups!
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Settle in, because this week's results are worth the full read! Samurai Warriors edged out Jack Passers by just 0 points. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Kirk Cousins , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Sam Darnold , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
The ball slipped out of the quarterback's hand during a pass attempt, resulting in a comical duck! A short pass turned into a massive gain after three missed tackles along the sideline! Unbelievable!
Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (0-8-0) Speed Inc. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (3-5-0) Angels of Harlem. And that is how the board looks heading into next week -- see you back here for more!
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Set the scene: a full slate of matchups, and more than a few that went down to the wire! G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition edged out Drunken Badgers by just 0 points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Drunken Badgers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Patrick Mahomes , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
In the end, the team that finished stronger walked away with it! The quarterback threw a beautiful touch pass over the linebacker's head for a big gain!
Up next, G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition face the (6-2-0) Fast Eddys Chili. Drunken Badgers look to bounce back against the (4-4-0) The Eh Team. The final whistle blows on a masterpiece of gridiron theatre, and we will see you next week, football fans!
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Let us walk through a week that had this whole league buzzing! Ramrod Red Devils edged out Carnivorous SilverBacks by just 0 points. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Carnivorous SilverBacks couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Somebody's going to overreact to this one result way harder than they should. This is the kind of week that turns a casual league into a full-time hobby again.
Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (4-4-0) Hitmen. Carnivorous SilverBacks look to bounce back against the (4-4-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. That is the final word on this week's action -- see you next week for round two!
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They came, they saw, they kicked the physical football machine into overdrive from the opening whistle! Fast Eddys Chili edged out Grindhouse Zombies by just 0 points. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Aaron Rodgers , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Cam Ward , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
This performance is the exact reason nobody trusts a stat line until midseason. Mike "Tuck and" Roll arrived early, looking focused and ready to move the chains!
Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (4-4-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (7-1-0) Dark Phoenix. This week's results are locked in, and the group chat will be feeling it for days!
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Buckle up, football fans, because we had a real old-fashioned, blue-plate special on the menu today! Dark Phoenix edged out Krypton Knights by just 0 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Geno Smith , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Matthew Stafford , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
That box score just turned a bench-warmer into the league's newest talking point. The stadium video board captured some fantastic fan reactions that had everyone laughing out loud!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (4-4-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (5-3-0) Jeepsters. Another chapter in the books for this league, and it will not be the last wild one!
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Let us set the scene, because this week's slate did not disappoint! Flaming Chankla Chuckers edged out Hitmen by just 0 points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Bryce Young , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
Hitmen couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Hitmen got a big lift from Dak Prescott , who put up 0.0 fantasy points.
The defensive line held firm on fourth-and-one like a concrete wall at the goal line! Noise meters on the big screen broke into the red early, screaming "Loud" with a capital L!
Up next, Flaming Chankla Chuckers face the (5-3-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. Hitmen look to bounce back against the (6-2-0) Ramrod Red Devils. The final scores are in, the standings are updated, and the league moves on to the next battle!
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Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
NE
24
PIT
16
MIA
28
CLE
27
IND
10
SF
20
TB
43
CIN
35
NYG
27
DEN
30
LAR
35
GB
17
KC
3
DAL
38
