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We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the draft. Pick 1: Fast Eddy’s Chili Fast Eddy’s Chili came in at 9% and walked out with the number one pick. That’s the whole reason we run it this way. Nobody’s guaranteed […]
Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight […]
They came, they saw, they kicked the physical football machine into overdrive from the opening whistle! Jeepsters beat Hitmen 169.72–165.09. Jeepsters got a big lift from Jacoby Brissett , who put up 30.9 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Jayden Daniels sat on the bench for 33.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 196.95.
Hitmen couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Hitmen got a big lift from Bucky Irving , who put up 30.9 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Nik Bonitto sat on the bench for 11.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 185.14.
The quarterback used his legs, tucked the ball, and picked up a crucial first down on the ground! This week's stat line is enough to get somebody dropped for a hunch pickup.
Up next, Jeepsters face the (6-0-0) Dark Phoenix. Hitmen look to bounce back against the (1-5-0) Angels of Harlem. Fans are heading to the turnpike, singing the victory song after a game that had absolutely everything!
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Buckle up -- this week's box scores read like something out of a highlight reel! Ramrod Red Devils beat G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition 143.26–134.70. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow , who put up 32.7 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- MarShawn Lloyd sat on the bench for 14.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 166.83.
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition couldn’t quite complete the comeback. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Parker Washington , who put up 25.8 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Raheim Sanders (Q) sat on the bench for 3.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 140.18.
The final sequence alone was worth the price of admission! That is the kind of finish that turns a regular week into a story people still tell!
Up next, Ramrod Red Devils face the (3-3-0) Drunken Badgers. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition look to bounce back against the (3-3-0) Grindhouse Zombies. That is the story of the week -- now on to the next one!
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This week's slate delivered exactly the kind of drama that keeps a league chat alive! Flaming Chankla Chuckers beat Angels of Harlem 132.29–118.59. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jared Goff , who put up 29.7 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Demario Douglas sat on the bench for 17.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 148.71.
Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from C.J. Stroud , who put up 24.6 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Hunter Henry sat on the bench for 9.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 140.13.
Half the stadium stood up for the entire fourth quarter, refusing to sit down on the job! This is where veteran composure shows up -- staying balanced instead of drifting away from pressure!
Up next, Flaming Chankla Chuckers face the (0-6-0) Speed Inc. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (3-3-0) Hitmen. He drops the mic, the clock hits all zeros, and that is a wrap from a wild night of football action!
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Welcome in -- this is exactly the kind of week that makes fantasy football worth every bit of the stress! Carnivorous SilverBacks beat Jack Passers 125.87–111.67. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love , who put up 42.0 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Quincy Williams sat on the bench for 17.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 161.22.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Jalen Hurts , who put up 18.1 fantasy points.
What. A. Play. There is simply no other way to describe it! Hot coffee sold out by the start of the third quarter, leaving the fans shivering but happy!
Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (4-2-0) Samurai Warriors. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (4-2-0) Fast Eddys Chili. Another chapter in the books for this league, and it will not be the last wild one!
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Let us walk through a week that had this whole league buzzing! Dark Phoenix beat The Eh Team 174.44–157.35. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Josh Allen , who put up 34.0 fantasy points.
The Eh Team couldn’t quite complete the comeback. The Eh Team got a big lift from Drake Maye , who put up 49.4 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Abdul Carter sat on the bench for 9.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 173.52.
A crucial drop on third down forced the team to punt, a real drive-killer for the offense! The running back was running with a purpose and a lot of bad intentions!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (4-2-0) Jeepsters. The Eh Team look to bounce back against the (2-4-0) Krypton Knights. That is all for this week's slate -- buckle up, because next week looks just as unpredictable!
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Buckle up, football fans, because we had a real old-fashioned, blue-plate special on the menu today! Grindhouse Zombies beat Drunken Badgers 153.64–119.89. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Jahmyr Gibbs , who put up 33.6 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Byron Murphy sat on the bench for 14.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 178.25.
Drunken Badgers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Braelon Allen , who put up 19.2 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Grant Delpit sat on the bench for 5.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 122.89.
The stadium bowl looked absolutely stunning under the lights, a classic setting for a classic game! The team mascot did a spectacular flip on the field, getting a massive cheer from the crowd!
Up next, Grindhouse Zombies face the (4-2-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. Drunken Badgers look to bounce back against the (5-1-0) Ramrod Red Devils. File that one away, because this league will be bringing it up for a while!
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Here we go -- another week, another set of matchups that refused to go according to plan! Fast Eddys Chili beat Samurai Warriors 167.13–128.88. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Jaylen Warren , who put up 39.9 fantasy points.
Samurai Warriors couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Christian Watson , who put up 29.2 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Jameis Winston sat on the bench for 32.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 161.92.
The defense came out smoking, forcing a quick three-and-out on the game's opening possession! The loudest section won free pizza during the third quarter, causing a screaming match in the upper deck!
Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (0-6-0) Jack Passers. Samurai Warriors look to bounce back against the (4-2-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. That is the final word on this week's action -- see you next week for round two!
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Welcome in, because this was not a quiet week by any measure! Krypton Knights blew past Speed Inc by 60.37 points. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Matthew Stafford , who put up 37.9 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Rhamondre Stevenson sat on the bench for 12.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 143.40.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Justin Herbert , who put up 8.8 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Aaron Jones sat on the bench for 19.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 101.71.
The team mascot interacted with the stadium security staff, putting on a funny little show for the fans! When you have the game in hand, your only job is discipline. That is exactly where it slipped away!
Up next, Krypton Knights face the (2-4-0) The Eh Team. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (3-3-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. And that is how the board looks heading into next week -- see you back here for more!
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Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
TB
24
PHI
17
CIN
31
LV
17
CLE
12
HOU
26
IND
22
NYG
27
CHI
7
MIN
23
DEN
23
SF
32
DET
45
BAL
30
BUF
37
