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Some of you drafted like it was your first year in the league and nobody mentioned the keeper rules. Both of those teams are about to find out which one they were. Here’s the verdict, roster by roster, best-built to worst, graded on one question: did you draft to complement what you already had, or […]
We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the draft. Pick 1: Fast Eddy’s Chili Fast Eddy’s Chili came in at 9% and walked out with the number one pick. That’s the whole reason we run it this way. Nobody’s guaranteed […]
Let the record show: this was one of the more entertaining weeks this league has seen in a while! Jeepsters beat Dark Phoenix 118.33–115.12. Jeepsters got a big lift from Jayden Daniels , who put up 27.5 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Ronnie Hickman sat on the bench for 5.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 125.38.
Dark Phoenix couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Josh Allen , who put up 21.6 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Alvin Kamara sat on the bench for 11.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 125.95.
That is appointment viewing if I have ever seen it! Somebody just sent a single emoji to the group chat and everyone knew exactly what it meant.
Up next, Jeepsters face the (2-5-0) Angels of Harlem. Dark Phoenix look to bounce back against the (2-5-0) Krypton Knights. Another week in the books, and this league is only getting more interesting!
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Welcome back, because this week brought exactly the kind of chaos this league lives for! Drunken Badgers beat Ramrod Red Devils 122.51–95.43. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Kenneth Walker III , who put up 28.2 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Tyler Shough sat on the bench for 29.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 138.78.
Ramrod Red Devils couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Matthew Golden , who put up 15.5 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Bobby Okereke sat on the bench for 15.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 129.23.
The pass rush forced the quarterback to flush out of the pocket and throw on the run! The stadium atmosphere was truly electric, a perfect night for some high-stakes football!
Up next, Drunken Badgers face the (4-3-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. Ramrod Red Devils look to bounce back against the (5-2-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. That closes the book on this week, but the story is far from over!
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Here we go -- another week, another set of matchups that refused to go according to plan! Angels of Harlem beat Hitmen 163.78–130.90. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from C.J. Stroud , who put up 32.2 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- Tre Tucker sat on the bench for 22.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 186.28.
Hitmen couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Hitmen got a big lift from Chuba Hubbard , who put up 20.6 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Michael Penix Jr. sat on the bench for 23.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 146.75.
This result belongs on a highlight reel that nobody actually asked to see twice. The head coach looked absolutely furious on the sideline after a costly unsportsmanlike penalty!
Up next, Angels of Harlem face the (5-2-0) Jeepsters. Hitmen look to bounce back against the (4-3-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. File that one away, because this league will be bringing it up for a while!
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If you like matchups that make zero sense until the very last stat update, this was your kind of week! The Eh Team beat Krypton Knights 142.44–104.26. The Eh Team got a big lift from Drake Maye , who put up 29.4 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Keaton Mitchell sat on the bench for 4.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 154.06.
Krypton Knights couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Matthew Stafford , who put up 19.6 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Carnell Tate sat on the bench for 12.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 129.72.
That is a result that will get replayed on highlight shows well into the week! The pass rush came screaming in, forcing a hurried throw that went nowhere!
Up next, The Eh Team face the (0-7-0) Speed Inc. Krypton Knights look to bounce back against the (6-1-0) Dark Phoenix. That is the story of the week -- now on to the next one!
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This week had it all -- statement wins, gut-punch losses, and everything in between! Fast Eddys Chili blew past Jack Passers by 45.04 points. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Christian McCaffrey , who put up 21.3 fantasy points.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Pete Werner , who put up 13.3 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Sam Darnold sat on the bench for 8.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 114.78.
The stadium security staff had their hands full with a couple of rowdy fans in the lower bowl! The pass hit the receiver right in stride, allowing him to pick up yards after the catch!
Up next, Fast Eddys Chili face the (4-3-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (4-3-0) Samurai Warriors. He drops the mic, the clock hits all zeros, and that is a wrap from a wild night of football action!
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They came, they saw, they kicked the physical football machine into overdrive from the opening whistle! Carnivorous SilverBacks blew past Samurai Warriors by 52.71 points. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love , who put up 19.3 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Keisean Nixon sat on the bench for 10.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 152.72.
Samurai Warriors couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Keionte Scott , who put up 10.6 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Kirk Cousins sat on the bench for 29.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 111.14.
The safety made a fantastic open-field tackle to prevent a massive gain on the trick play! The kick returner practiced tracking high punts in the sun, making sure his eyes were adjusted!
Up next, Carnivorous SilverBacks face the (5-2-0) Ramrod Red Devils. Samurai Warriors look to bounce back against the (0-7-0) Jack Passers. That is a wrap -- same time next week, same amount of chaos expected!
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Strap in -- this week's results are going to be argued about well past kickoff next Sunday! Flaming Chankla Chuckers blew past Speed Inc by 62.42 points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Bryce Young , who put up 21.7 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Kevin Byard sat on the bench for 7.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 125.21.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Jakobi Meyers , who put up 6.7 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Caleb Williams sat on the bench for 23.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 82.69.
Mark "The Spark" provided the energy the offense desperately needed! This performance is going straight into the small-sample-size argument, whether it deserves it or not.
Up next, Flaming Chankla Chuckers face the (3-4-0) Hitmen. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (3-4-0) The Eh Team. The dust has settled on this week, and the standings tell the real story now!
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Buckle up, football fans, because we had a real old-fashioned, blue-plate special on the menu today! Grindhouse Zombies blew past G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition by 76.77 points. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Trevor Lawrence , who put up 36.7 fantasy points.
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition couldn’t quite complete the comeback. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy , who put up 16.7 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- Lukas Van Ness sat on the bench for 6.2 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 91.63.
The kicker sneaked the ball inside the right upright by the absolute hair on his chinny-chin-chin! I do not want to hear about the conditions, the bounces, or the bad luck. Own it!
Up next, Grindhouse Zombies face the (5-2-0) Fast Eddys Chili. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition look to bounce back against the (4-3-0) Drunken Badgers. The final scores are in, the standings are updated, and the league moves on to the next battle!
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Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
SEA
14
HOU
34
TEN
26
NYJ
19
BAL
10
NO
34
CAR
25
PIT
26
CHI
31
ARI
18
LAC
6
BUF
33
DAL
13
WAS
17
