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We pulled it off live on Saturday. Real drum, real balls, real drawing, no shortcuts. Here’s who’s picking at the top of the draft. Pick 1: Fast Eddy’s Chili Fast Eddy’s Chili came in at 9% and walked out with the number one pick. That’s the whole reason we run it this way. Nobody’s guaranteed […]
Alright, coaches. The regular season did its talking. The Urinal Cake Game is settled. The Day Dream Believers bracket is done. Every team knows exactly where it stands. Now it’s time to find out what that means for the number one pick. Here’s your board, locked in, top to bottom, best odds to worst. Eight […]
Let us set the scene, because this week's slate did not disappoint! Flaming Chankla Chuckers beat Ramrod Red Devils 147.04–143.37. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jared Goff , who put up 27.7 fantasy points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers left points on the table, too -- Bryce Young sat on the bench for 30.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 173.67.
Ramrod Red Devils couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow , who put up 30.9 fantasy points. Ramrod Red Devils left points on the table, too -- Brenton Strange sat on the bench for 7.3 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.28.
The free safety read the quarterback's eyes perfectly and came away with an easy pick-six opportunity! This result belongs on a highlight reel that nobody actually asked to see twice.
Up next, Flaming Chankla Chuckers face the (1-4-0) Angels of Harlem. Ramrod Red Devils look to bounce back against the (4-1-0) G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition. They came, they played, they conquered, and one team walks away with the ultimate prize tonight!
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Welcome in, because this was not a quiet week by any measure! Krypton Knights beat Angels of Harlem 131.31–125.72. Krypton Knights got a big lift from Tee Higgins (Q) , who put up 20.7 fantasy points. Krypton Knights left points on the table, too -- Rhamondre Stevenson (Q) sat on the bench for 13.9 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 155.65.
Angels of Harlem couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Zay Flowers (Q) , who put up 15.9 fantasy points. Angels of Harlem left points on the table, too -- C.J. Stroud sat on the bench for 30.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 158.94.
The defensive line stayed disciplined during the trick play, refusing to bite on the fake! The pass hit the receiver right in stride, allowing him to pick up yards after the catch!
Up next, Krypton Knights face the (0-5-0) Speed Inc. Angels of Harlem look to bounce back against the (2-3-0) Flaming Chankla Chuckers. That is all for this week's slate -- buckle up, because next week looks just as unpredictable!
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This week's games did not just decide standings, they decided bragging rights for the next seven days! Jeepsters beat Jack Passers 122.90–112.39. Jeepsters got a big lift from James Cook , who put up 14.3 fantasy points. Jeepsters left points on the table, too -- Payton Wilson sat on the bench for 13.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 133.99.
Jack Passers couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Jack Passers got a big lift from Brian Robinson , who put up 22.8 fantasy points. Jack Passers left points on the table, too -- Keon Coleman sat on the bench for 14.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 140.69.
The energy in the building changed the second they opened up the retractable roof to the elements! The onside kick attempt was a bold move that showed the coaching staff's willingness to take big risks!
Up next, Jeepsters face the (3-2-0) Hitmen. Jack Passers look to bounce back against the (3-2-0) Carnivorous SilverBacks. And that is how the board looks heading into next week -- see you back here for more!
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Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma'am! The pigskin is back in the laboratory, and tonight, the chemistry was volatile! Samurai Warriors beat Grindhouse Zombies 136.19–125.27. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Tetairoa McMillan , who put up 35.5 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left points on the table, too -- Minkah Fitzpatrick sat on the bench for 20.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 159.09.
Grindhouse Zombies couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Malik Nabers (Q) , who put up 14.6 fantasy points. Grindhouse Zombies left points on the table, too -- Emanuel Wilson sat on the bench for 23.0 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 154.30.
He threw a laser beam right into the tightest window imaginable! The offensive line established their dominance early, running the ball effectively on the opening drive!
Up next, Samurai Warriors face the (3-2-0) Fast Eddys Chili. Grindhouse Zombies look to bounce back against the (3-2-0) Drunken Badgers. That is a wrap -- same time next week, same amount of chaos expected!
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If you like matchups that make zero sense until the very last stat update, this was your kind of week! The Eh Team beat G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition 161.80–143.50. The Eh Team got a big lift from Drake Maye , who put up 35.0 fantasy points. The Eh Team left points on the table, too -- Jaylin Noel sat on the bench for 16.7 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 190.61.
G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition couldn’t quite complete the comeback. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Kyren Williams , who put up 26.8 fantasy points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition left points on the table, too -- T.J. Hockenson sat on the bench for 12.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 177.49.
Coaches used the halftime break to make some crucial adjustments to their game plans! That's a stat line that turns a Sunday nap into a Monday-morning victory lap.
Up next, The Eh Team face the (5-0-0) Dark Phoenix. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition look to bounce back against the (4-1-0) Ramrod Red Devils. This week is officially in the record books -- on to the next round of matchups!
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Settle in, because this week's results are worth the full read! Drunken Badgers beat Fast Eddys Chili 170.22–146.36. Drunken Badgers got a big lift from Bijan Robinson , who put up 32.5 fantasy points. Drunken Badgers left points on the table, too -- Nick Emmanwori sat on the bench for 15.6 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 192.82.
Fast Eddys Chili couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Lamar Jackson (O) , who put up 21.2 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left points on the table, too -- Aaron Rodgers sat on the bench for 23.4 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 166.49.
Fans caught t-shirts launched from cannons on the field, diving over seats like they were loose balls! Fans took to social media to share their excitement, causing the team name to trend nationwide!
Up next, Drunken Badgers face the (2-3-0) Grindhouse Zombies. Fast Eddys Chili look to bounce back against the (4-1-0) Samurai Warriors. Another week in the books, and this league is only getting more interesting!
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Welcome in -- this is exactly the kind of week that makes fantasy football worth every bit of the stress! Hitmen beat Carnivorous SilverBacks 146.23–116.09. Hitmen got a big lift from Chuba Hubbard , who put up 27.0 fantasy points. Hitmen left points on the table, too -- Tyquan Thornton (O) sat on the bench for 20.1 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 175.53.
Carnivorous SilverBacks couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Carnivorous SilverBacks got a big lift from Jordan Love , who put up 17.3 fantasy points. Carnivorous SilverBacks left points on the table, too -- Byron Young sat on the bench for 17.5 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 139.79.
A short pass over the middle picked up the necessary yardage to keep the drive moving forward! The kicker made a career-long field goal to end the half, booting it from the next county!
Up next, Hitmen face the (3-2-0) Jeepsters. Carnivorous SilverBacks look to bounce back against the (0-5-0) Jack Passers. This week's results are locked in, and the group chat will be feeling it for days!
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Set the scene: a full slate of matchups, and more than a few that went down to the wire! Dark Phoenix blew past Speed Inc by 80.14 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Javonte Williams , who put up 25.6 fantasy points. Dark Phoenix left points on the table, too -- Alvin Kamara (Q) sat on the bench for 17.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 162.96.
Speed Inc couldn’t quite complete the comeback. Speed Inc got a big lift from Jalen Pitre , who put up 10.8 fantasy points. Speed Inc left points on the table, too -- Jacob Rodriguez sat on the bench for 15.8 unused points, with a best-possible lineup worth 91.75.
The stadium cleanup crew stood ready in the tunnels long before the final whistle blew! The running back used his vision to find an opening on the backside of the play!
Up next, Dark Phoenix face the (2-3-0) The Eh Team. Speed Inc look to bounce back against the (1-4-0) Krypton Knights. He drops the mic, the clock hits all zeros, and that is a wrap from a wild night of football action!
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Week 3 · Nail-Biter
Carnivorous SilverBacks d. The Eh Team
Final: 114.59–112.60
Week 4 · Result
Flaming Chankla Chuckers d. Ramrod Red Devils
Final: 147.04–143.37
Week 1 · Result
Fast Eddys Chili d. Speed Inc
Final: 109.07–103.74
Week 4 · Result
Krypton Knights d. Angels of Harlem
Final: 131.31–125.72
Grindhouse Zombies put together a season to remember in 2025, closing the regular season at 9-7-0 and piling up 2,410.16 points -- 4th-most in the league.
Grindhouse Zombies didn’t let up in the postseason, knocking off Hitmen 136.99–123.95 in the Quarterfinal, then Krypton Knights 183.86–129.70 in the Semifinal, then Flaming Chankla Chuckers 155.25–86.81 in the Championship to complete the run.
PIT
24
IND
30
NE
29
JAX
22
ARI
24
LAR
24
NYJ
12
GB
17
TEN
18
DAL
34
MIA
10
KC
30
LAC
23
DEN
14
DET
26
ATL
45
