September 16, 2026
Josh Allen is Sick in the Head
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Fast Eddys Chili Tops Speed Inc
Final: 109.07–103.74
Welcome in, because this was not a quiet week by any measure! Fast Eddys Chili beat Speed Inc 109.07–103.74. Fast Eddys Chili got a big lift from Lamar Jackson, who put up 32.5 fantasy points. Fast Eddys Chili left point
Caleb Williams · CHI
Speed Inc — 43.3 pts
Speed Inc — 43.3 pts
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Grindhouse Zombies Tops The Eh Team
Final: 164.82–157.04
They came, they saw, they kicked the physical football machine into overdrive from the opening whistle! Grindhouse Zombies beat The Eh Team 164.82–157.04. Grindhouse Zombies got a big lift from Trevor Lawrence, who put u
Trevor Lawrence · JAC
Grindhouse Zombies — 31.3 pts
Grindhouse Zombies — 31.3 pts
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Ramrod Red Devils Tops Jeepsters
Final: 122.72–111.76
If you like matchups that make zero sense until the very last stat update, this was your kind of week! Ramrod Red Devils beat Jeepsters 122.72–111.76. Ramrod Red Devils got a big lift from Joe Burrow (Q), who put up 14.0
David Montgomery · HOU
Jeepsters — 24.4 pts
Jeepsters — 24.4 pts
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Samurai Warriors Tops Hitmen
Final: 167.83–127.59
Welcome in, because this was not a quiet week by any measure! Samurai Warriors blew past Hitmen by 40.24 points. Samurai Warriors got a big lift from Ashton Jeanty, who put up 29.9 fantasy points. Samurai Warriors left p
Ashton Jeanty · LVR
Samurai Warriors — 29.9 pts
Samurai Warriors — 29.9 pts
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Dark Phoenix Tops Drunken Badgers
Final: 203.68–160.80
This week had it all -- statement wins, gut-punch losses, and everything in between! Dark Phoenix blew past Drunken Badgers by 42.88 points. Dark Phoenix got a big lift from Josh Allen, who put up 47.0 fantasy points. Da
Josh Allen · BUF
Dark Phoenix — 47.0 pts
Dark Phoenix — 47.0 pts
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G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition Tops Krypton Knights
Final: 138.14–93.47
Welcome to the recap, where this week earns every bit of the hype! G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition blew past Krypton Knights by 44.67 points. G.A.M.E. Grown Ass Man Edition got a big lift from Brock Purdy, who put up 24.7
D'Andre Swift · CHI
Krypton Knights — 33.3 pts
Krypton Knights — 33.3 pts
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Angels of Harlem Tops Carnivorous SilverBacks
Final: 158.29–113.55
Welcome in, because this was not a quiet week by any measure! Angels of Harlem blew past Carnivorous SilverBacks by 44.74 points. Angels of Harlem got a big lift from Zay Flowers (Q), who put up 25.0 fantasy points. Ange
Jordan Love · GBP
Carnivorous SilverBacks — 29.7 pts
Carnivorous SilverBacks — 29.7 pts
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Flaming Chankla Chuckers Tops Jack Passers
Final: 141.28–95.33
This week's games did not just decide standings, they decided bragging rights for the next seven days! Flaming Chankla Chuckers blew past Jack Passers by 45.95 points. Flaming Chankla Chuckers got a big lift from Jo
Jalen Hurts · PHI
Jack Passers — 27.4 pts
Jack Passers — 27.4 pts
Standings
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Dark Phoenix
1-0-0
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Samurai Warriors
1-0-0
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3
Grindhouse Zombies
1-0-0
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4
Flaming Chankla Chuckers
1-0-0
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5
Angels of Harlem
1-0-0
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