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Power Bands, Doubleheaders, and No Excuses.

By Matthew Blueberry Every fantasy league has scheduling gripes. “Why do I get Drunken Badgers twice when they’re tanking?” Or, “Why can’t I ever face Angels when they’re limping?” The truth is, our schedule used to feel more random than fair. That ends now. Honoring History in Conferences and Divisions From day one, we’ve refused …

Keeper deadline

⚠️ Keeper Deadline: Sunday, August 4 at 11:59 PM ⚠️ All keeper selections for the upcoming fantasy football season must be finalized by Sunday, August 4 at 12:00 AM. This is a hard deadline, no exceptions. If you have questions about the rules for keepers, please refer to the official League Rules document. Nothing has …

Minor Scoring Update: Tackle Values Adjusted

We’re making a small adjustment to defensive scoring this season. The goal is to slightly rebalance defensive player value to better reflect actual game impact. Here’s what’s changing: Solo Tackles: now worth 1.25 points (down from 1.5) Assisted Tackles: now worth 0.5 points (down from 0.75) This is a light recalibration, just a 0.25 point …

Franchise Value Sheet Posted for 2025

The league franchise value sheet is now available. To review your player values and keeper status, visit the franchise player value sheet. The slot number shown is what that player’s status will be IF they are kept this year. REMINDER: It is your responsibility to verify all information on the sheet in terms of value …

KRYPTON KNIGHTS: THE RETURN OF A CONTENDER

Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news in Return of the Champions. The Krypton Knights, yes, that Krypton—are officially back in the league. And if you know your history, this ain’t just another roster entry. This is the return of a two-time champion. A franchise that didn’t sneak its way to the top, it dominated. …

Dark Phoenix Crowns Themselves Champions Again with a Wild Week 17 Beatdown

By Tony Roomo Whoa! If you like comebacks, big plays, and a little chaos, this one delivered. The Return of the Champions XXV final was a rematch of destiny—two former league champs, Dark Phoenix and Jeepsters, both clawing their way to a 9-6 record, both hunting a second title. One walked out with a trophy. …

Breaking News: Eric “The Armament Guru” Harris Joins ROTC

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round because we have a blockbuster signing to announce. The fantasy football world just got a whole lot more interesting with the addition of Eric “The Armament Guru” Harris. This isn’t just any new manager—this is a man who’s been commanding the fantasy gridiron with the precision of an F-15SA and …

Franchise Value Sheet Posted for 2024

The league franchise value sheet is now available. To review your player values and keeper status, visit the franchise player value sheet. The slot number shown is what that player’s status will be IF they are kept this year. REMINDER: It is your responsibility to verify all information on the sheet in terms of value …

Grindhouse Zombies: The Dallas-Infused Domination in ROTC Fantasy Football

Guest contributor Skip Bayless stopped by to give his take on another jet fueled ROTC season in the books In the illustrious tapestry of the ROTC fantasy football league, where dreams are shattered and victories are savored, one team orchestrated a symphony of success that even the most cynical couldn’t ignore. Ladies and gentlemen, bow …