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Pissy Monkees
- NFL Affiliate: New England Patriots
- Conference: Power
- Division: Warlords
- Manager Name: Terrence Glenn
- Former Team Names: Demented Beavers
- Occupation: pharmaceutical sales
- Status (Married/Single/Kids/Homeless): single and proud. no kids that i have been told
- Interesting Thing About You: went to school with a track scholarship
- Years Playing Fantasy Football: 13
- Past Fantasy Team Names: rosin dubh, demented beavers
- Favorite NFL Player (historical or current): jim lee hunt, the fastest dt in history
- I have never: had sex with a fat woman
- Worst Phobia: turtles
- Worst habit: leaving house keys at work
- Favorite Hobby: raising the roof
- Who would you want on a deserted island with you (one person): naomi campbell
- Favorite Band: ray charles
- Favorite Movie: barbershop
- Manager Since: ROTC I
- Overall Record: unknown
- Best Finish: 13-0, robbed of championship
- Your rivals in ROTC: alamo, angels, speed, eddy, motown
- Team History: every year someone tries to beat down the mighty monkees.
| Regular Season | Playoffs | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Record | Pct | HP | PF | PA | Record | Pct | PF | PA |
| 20-33 | 0.377 | 3 | 6114.9 | 4777.77 | 0-1 | 0.000 | 127.94 | 153.94 |
| Regular Season | Playoffs | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | W-L-T | Pct | HP | PF | PA | Seed | W-L | PF | PA | Notes |
| 2006 | 4-9 | 0.308 | 1 | 1567.27 | 1669.62 | |||||
| 2005 | 8-5 | 0.615 | 1 | 1514.19 | 1517.56 | 2 | 0-1 | 127.94 | 153.94 | WarLords Division Division Champion |
| 2004 | 5-8 | 0.385 | 1 | 1541.32 | 1590.59 | |||||
| 2003 | 3-11 | 0.214 | 0 | 1492.12 | 0 |
| Opponent | W-L-T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Angels of Harlem | 1-2 | 0.333 | 377.66 | 340.73 |
| Dark Phoenix | 0-2 | 0.000 | 196.17 | 286.17 |
| Fast Eddys Chili | 2-2 | 0.500 | 481.69 | 460.89 |
| Hitmen | 1-2 | 0.333 | 346.63 | 417.15 |
| Jeepsters | 1-1 | 0.500 | 278.31 | 264.34 |
| Ramrod Red Devils | 1-0 | 1.000 | 157.76 | 100.93 |
| Samurai Warriors | 2-2 | 0.500 | 428.95 | 427.81 |
| St Louis Rules | 1-2 | 0.333 | 365.9 | 407.65 |
| Alamo Assault | 3-1 | 0.750 | 456.23 | 488.01 |
| Chulos Barrio Boys | 1-0 | 1.000 | 155.85 | 100.43 |
| Glitter Twins | 1-0 | 1.000 | 140.57 | 79.98 |
| Motown Lions | 1-3 | 0.250 | 419.27 | 504.85 |
| Old Schoolin | 2-2 | 0.500 | 488.39 | 450.14 |
| Stinky Pickles | 0-3 | 0.000 | 329.4 | 448.69 |
| Team Name | Season(s) |
|---|---|
| Pissy Monkees | 2003-2006 |
| Opponent | W-L-T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alamo Assault | 0-1 | 0.000 | 127.94 | 153.94 |