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Glitter Twins


- Two time urinal cake award winner
- Notorious for drafting Jim Kleinsasser with the first overall pick
| Regular Season | Playoffs | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Record | Pct | HP | PF | PA | Record | Pct | PF | PA |
| 3-24 | 0.111 | 0 | 2594.35 | 1655.08 | 0-0 | 0.000 | 0 | 0 |
| Regular Season | Playoffs | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | W-L-T | Pct | HP | PF | PA | Seed | W-L | PF | PA | Notes |
| 2004 | 1-12 | 0.077 | 0 | 1079.05 | 1655.08 | Toilet Bowl Champion | ||||
| 2003 | 2-12 | 0.143 | 0 | 1515.3 | 0 | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| Opponent | W-L-T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Angels of Harlem | 0-2 | 0.000 | 166.35 | 270.84 |
| Fast Eddys Chili | 0-1 | 0.000 | 82.63 | 134.38 |
| Hitmen | 0-1 | 0.000 | 82.25 | 122 |
| Samurai Warriors | 0-2 | 0.000 | 158.12 | 245.54 |
| St Louis Rules | 1-1 | 0.500 | 235.77 | 240.47 |
| Alamo Assault | 0-1 | 0.000 | 47.05 | 110.47 |
| Chulos Barrio Boys | 0-1 | 0.000 | 90.33 | 131.53 |
| Motown Lions | 0-1 | 0.000 | 84.83 | 159.06 |
| Phishermen | 0-1 | 0.000 | 51.74 | 100.22 |
| Pissy Monkees | 0-1 | 0.000 | 79.98 | 140.57 |
| Team Name | Season(s) |
|---|---|
| Glitter Twins | 2003-2004 |
| Opponent | W-L-T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chulos Barrio Boys | 0-1 | 0.000 | 63.01 | 110.41 |

