• NFL Affiliate: Miami Dolphins
• Manager Name: Michel Palmer
• Former Team Names: N/A
• Where are you from/ Where do you live?: San Antonio, TX
• Item of Note: Friends of the commish since they were twelve, Played trombone in the middle school band, was in the US Air Force for 4 years. Married and Dolphin Fan from birth
• Years Playing Fantasy Football: 8
• Manager Since: ROTC II
• Rivals: Angels of Harlem, Speed Inc, Pissy Monkees

Regular Season	Playoffs
Record	Pct	HP	PF	PA	Record	Pct	PF	PA
36-31	0.537	5	8697.35	6614.34	5-3	0.625	882.62	820.87

	Regular Season	Playoffs
Season	W-L-T	Pct	HP	PF	PA	Seed	W-L	PF	PA	Notes
2007	4-10	0.286	0	1608.54	1828.94
2006	9-4	0.692	3	1776.73	1525.18	2	0-1	136.13	140.01	WarLords Division Division Champion
2005	8-5	0.615	0	1682.77	1649.4	3	3-0	430.87	350.25	Power Conference Conference Champion, League Champion
2004	8-5	0.615	2	1781.77	1610.82	2	1-1	315.62	330.61	WarLords Division Division Champion
2003	7-7	0.500	0	1847.54	0	4	1-1	0	0

Opponent	W-L-T	Pct	PF	PA
Angels of Harlem	2-2	0.500	528.1	525.9
Dark Phoenix	1-2	0.333	350.6	398.48
Fast Eddys Chili	4-1	0.800	683.81	509.07
Hitmen	2-1	0.667	435.39	414.85
Jeepsters	2-0	1.000	294.83	258.22
Ramrod Red Devils	3-1	0.750	552.58	502.92
Samurai Warriors	3-1	0.750	506.13	429.86
Speed Inc	0-3	0.000	347.96	410.84
St Louis Rules	1-2	0.333	357.55	470.07
Angry Amish Avengers	0-1	0.000	86.18	143.85
Glitter Twins	1-0	1.000	110.47	47.05
Krypton Knights	0-2	0.000	252.86	293.11
Motown Lions	3-2	0.600	664.7	609.79
Old Schoolin	1-1	0.500	292.55	244.81
Omega Fiends	0-1	0.000	110.32	143.86
Phishermen	2-0	1.000	275.03	250.98
Pissy Monkees	1-3	0.250	488.01	456.23
Stinky Pickles	3-1	0.750	512.74	504.45

Team Name	Season(s)
Alamo Assault	2003-2007

Opponent	W-L-T	Pct	PF	PA
Dark Phoenix	1-0	1.000	145.24	113.79
Fast Eddys Chili	1-0	1.000	157.81	155.13
Ramrod Red Devils	0-1	0.000	136.13	140.01
Samurai Warriors	1-0	1.000	131.69	108.52
Motown Lions	0-1	0.000	157.81	175.48
Pissy Monkees	1-0	1.000	153.94	127.94