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Breaking News: Eric “The Armament Guru” Harris Joins ROTC

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Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round because we have a blockbuster signing to announce. The fantasy football world just got a whole lot more interesting with the addition of Eric “The Armament Guru” Harris. This isn’t just any new manager—this is a man who’s been commanding the fantasy gridiron with the precision of an F-15SA and the wisdom of a seasoned general.

Eric’s story is one for the ages. A retired USAF veteran with more medals than most fantasy owners have trophies, Eric has been a cornerstone in fantasy leagues for over a decade. From sunny Florida, where the beaches are as hot as his draft picks, he’s been the glue holding together a 14-man league, even through the rockiest of seasons. Imagine trying to juggle player stats, family duties, and FSU Seminole fandom—all while keeping a league of passionate owners in check. That’s Eric for you.

Now, let’s talk fantasy skills. Eric isn’t just good; he’s surgical. His approach to drafting is like a well-planned military operation. He analyzes, strategizes, and executes with pinpoint accuracy. It’s no wonder he’s been a league commissioner and a perennial contender in every league he’s graced. This guy’s got more game tape on fantasy football than most coaches have on their actual teams.

But it’s not all stats and strategy with Eric. At home, he’s a proud “Girl-Dad,” navigating the delightful chaos of family life with the same finesse he brings to the fantasy table. Married to his lovely wife, Lia, Eric has mastered the art of balance. Whether he’s convincing Lia that his deep dives into player performance are “essential research” or just enjoying a quiet moment, he’s got it all figured out.

And let’s not forget his fandom. Eric bleeds garnet and gold, proudly supporting the FSU Seminoles. Whether he’s sporting the colors or talking up the latest recruit, his passion is infectious. But don’t be fooled by the friendly demeanor; when it comes to fantasy trades, he’s as cunning as they come. He’s even managed to pull off the ultimate bluff—keeping a straight face during a “live” video where his league thought he was spilling his draft secrets. Classic Eric.

So, as we welcome Eric “The Armament Guru” Harris to our fantasy football ranks, we do so with high expectations and eager anticipation. Here’s to a season filled with epic battles, masterful trades, and maybe even a little trash talk. Buckle up, folks; it’s going to be a wild ride!

Commish has been running ROTC since 1999. The league is named as it is after he won a Yahoo league that year, branding it in the 2000 season. The league quickly moved to MFL, allowing deep statistical analysis and history keeping.

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